oH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS SCENE
David and Billie had far too much fun with this
You’re not gonna bust out the misty good-bye speech, okay? I mean, if this is my last day on earth, I do not want it to be socially awkward. You know what I do want…
i wanna be cute and deadly
…that no matter
like a black hole
it reflects no light
That’s because the pupil is literally a hole in the iris that lets light enter the retina. No light is reflected by the pupil because it is either absorbed directly into the tissues of the eye, or it is absorbed after it is refracted around the inside of the eye.
Then black holes are merely the eyes of the universe
my mom made these like brownie cupcake things and they look like just normal brownies but then you take the wrapper off and
mother fucking chocolate chip cookie
but that’s still not all. take a bite and
THAT IS A GODDAMN OREO ON TOP OF A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE AND COVERED IN A BROWNIE THIS SHIT IS LIKE EATING THE FUCKING TEARS OF GOD YOU TAKE ONE BITE AND YOU HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT YOU WILL BELIEVE BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THIS MAGIC IN YOUR MOUTH WAS NOT SENT FROM THE HEAVENS
Is your mum Jesus?
Slide to the left
Take it back now y’all
Cha cha real smooth
Right foot lets stomp, left foot lets stomp
Everybody clap your hands
How low can you go? Can you go down low?
All the way to the floor?
this was funny until it wasn’t
IT WAS SO FUCKIN’ GOOD UNTIL THIS MOMENT.
nO IT’S OK I GOT THIS
Can you bring it to the top?
Like you never never stopped
I’m so done with this planet
she saved two lives and all they care about is her nipple.
this is sexism, my friends.
This is just fucking ridiculous! I’m sure the last thing she gave a shit about was her nipple coming out while she was SAVING HER CHILD AND THEIR NANNY!
Gotta love he fact that the story is about the nip slip and not the rescue. The rescue is just an afterthought.
on a scale of one to (500) days of summer how much do people completely misinterpret what you’re trying to say
Romeo & Juliet
The Great Gatsby
And we have a winner.
I don’t think the question is: “why do you love Misha?”
The question is: “why don’t you?”
SOULLESS SAM, IS THAT YOU? YOUR SASS METER HAS REACHED SOULLESS PROPORTIONS.