I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH
OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE
THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS
SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION
"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat
ok but i found this picture of misha and after i got over the initial shock of attractiveness i noticed a likeness that i couldn’t ignore
and is it just me or is someone taking after his dad
he is hanginG UP UNDERWEAR
I THOUGHT IT WAS ROB WHEN I SAW MISHA’S PIC FOR THE FIRST TIME. I LIVED 6 MONTHS THINKING THAT’S ROB AND NOT MISHA
no matter what this is the fucking scene. this is it. i tried to find other ways of seeing this scene. other than dean putting his hand on his crotch bc he probably felt something happening down there. and fucking shit look at the look on his face, srly this is my destiel moment. and jensen always says he doesn’t play dean attracted to cas but then hOW THE FUCK WAS THIS SCENE DESCRIBED??? ‘hey jensen i need you to look like you’re getting horny from looking at cas after he got cleaned up and looks like old cas again but no homo’
After the camera has given us the MALE GAZE trope - sexual by definition but not meant to be taken sexually this time because - from exactly DEAN’S POV, DEAN platonically tenses up, playing with his platonical hands. He checks out Cas platonically, taking in his appearance with a good, unashamed look up and down like a friend with no sexual interest in him would, jaw platonically slack. When he notices SAM looking at him with a knowing expression (as in, knowing that he’s admiring his buddy’s body in a purely brotherly way), he gives him an awkward smile, betraying his strictly non-sexual, non-romantic thoughts, still heterosexually shaken by the view.
OH MY LORD
#I am 1000% done with being told we’re seeing things that aren’t there #they only aren’t there if you’re so entrenched in heteronormitivity that BLATANT romantic tropes give your no homo brain a pass #if they are done with two same gender characters #*MIC DROP* (via suchfunweare)
I also tried to read that in a different way because this is SPN and I have no faith (sometimes). But I can’t see the body language here as conveying anything other than “My pants are suddenly way too small.”
If not for the Tab A/Slot B hand gesture I could see it as Jensen being told “Dean is somewhat uncomfortable to see Cas looking like old Cas and has to suppress a shudder.” We’ve seen Jensen play Dean as making a face when he’s grossed out and do the full body shudder-cringe thing, IIRC. That could account for everything except the hands … and the facial expression doesn’t match either. (Not to mention that “grossed out” is not exactly a plausible or consistent reaction here.)
Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful